{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Steve (derphoove)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Jul-14 05:01:16 UTC","author_name":"Steve (derphoove)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derphoove","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3513199","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27925\" class=\"url\" title=\"RDN's Devious Deity of Unorthodoxy\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">beatstrings<\/span><\/a><\/span> Um... rub the butter up and down while moaning in the process."}