{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Jul-14 21:58:39 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3514563","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27925\" class=\"url\" title=\"RDN's Devious Deity of Unorthodoxy\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">beatstrings<\/span><\/a><\/span> My dad's dogs are too big for cages, and to be honest the only reason they're still there is because being my dad's, I don't have the authority to rid myself of them."}