{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Jul-14 22:02:09 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3514571","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27925\" class=\"url\" title=\"RDN's Devious Deity of Unorthodoxy\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">beatstrings<\/span><\/a><\/span> Funnily enough that only makes your grandpa 10 years older than my dad. Also how much do you weigh now if you don't mind me asking?"}