{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Jul-14 02:44:35 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3515609","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"(screams loudly out of fear of the unknown)\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> I've gotten out of stuff before by making myself barf, that's a bummer about your gag reflex though."}