{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"caret7's status on Thursday, 10-Jul-14 05:01:51 UTC","author_name":"caret7","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/caret7","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3518365","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"RDN's Lucifer\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> You <i>can<\/i> slay criminals and teach philosophy, but you would have to deal with the consequences. In any case, I bet both of those jobs could turn a profit, hypothetically speaking."}