{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Lee (beatstrings)'s status on Thursday, 10-Jul-14 10:05:14 UTC","author_name":"Lee (beatstrings)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/beatstrings","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3518538","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1089\" class=\"url\" title=\"BronieBrown\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">broniebrown<\/span><\/a><\/span> Like losing a segment of your thumb, index, middle, ring and pinkie per mistake? That seems fair enough, thirty chances before your hands turn to hooves."}