{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"adiwan (adiwan)'s status on Thursday, 10-Jul-14 10:07:00 UTC","author_name":"adiwan (adiwan)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/adiwan","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3518539","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27925\" class=\"url\" title=\"RDN's Devious Deity of Unorthodoxy\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">beatstrings<\/span><\/a><\/span> That would be too extreme. Electrical shocks would suffice to train the user."}