{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 10-Jul-14 15:04:44 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3518774","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mashed Potato Jones\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Enough with the timeline crap Twilight! Applejack got shot in the leg and died, Rarity's a drunk, Pinkie's locked in a mental ward because her guilt drove her insane, Rainbow Dash lost an arm in the fire, and Fluttershy lost her larynx because for some dumb reason she tried to destroy a flaming troll doll by eating it!"}