{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Friday, 11-Jul-14 20:04:48 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3523103","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mashed Potato Jones\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Except that we don't even know who the hell he is until the very end. And ends up being this generic villain who's main purpose is to be big and menacing. The ending could have been handled better in my opinion."}