{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey (lunanut)'s status on Sunday, 13-Jul-14 03:38:50 UTC","author_name":"Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey (lunanut)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lunanut","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3526057","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32911\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cody Willis\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">voxxxrebel<\/span><\/a><\/span> NOT SHORT ENOUGH!!! HAIR IS NEVER SHORT ENOUGH!! EVERYONE SHOULD BE BALD! MUHAHAHA"}