{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Sunday, 13-Jul-14 05:06:21 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3526505","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29881\" class=\"url\" title=\"Airman Basic Lunanut\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">lunanut<\/span><\/a><\/span> If this were 30s years earlier and we were in a bowling alley I'd say it works, right now it seems kinda cheesy"}