{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey (lunanut)'s status on Sunday, 13-Jul-14 05:16:50 UTC","author_name":"Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey (lunanut)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lunanut","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3526554","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tair&#x101;\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> One day I shall achieve that status and wake up one day and say to myself &quot;what have I done! Why is this my life!&quot;"}