{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Sunday, 13-Jul-14 21:19:13 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3528106","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32809\" class=\"url\" title=\"Daedelus Awe\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">daedelus<\/span><\/a><\/span> That's true, and I know how to bake biscuits too, but I <span class=\"striket\">don't have the time to<\/span> am too lazy to do so."}