{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Jul-14 19:05:45 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3532415","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32072\" class=\"url\" title=\"chris\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">rainbowsdash<\/span><\/a><\/span> Probably because when mommy says &quot;watch out, he\/she kicks&quot; it is a &quot;d'aww&quot; moment, but in an equal world where daddy could say &quot;Watch out, he\/she\/it kicks&quot; ... ... Yeah... Gonna stop talking right there"}