{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"TheFunkyTortoise (thefunkytortoise)'s status on Thursday, 17-Jul-14 18:19:01 UTC","author_name":"TheFunkyTortoise (thefunkytortoise)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thefunkytortoise","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3537284","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tair&#x101;\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> What if you were going to have <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">sex<\/span> with someone and you saw the bulge at their crotch and thought it was a <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">grapes<\/span> so you took off their boxers and this tiny airplane just took off and flew into the sky and their entire crotch was just a miniature airport"}