{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Saturday, 19-Jul-14 00:58:48 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3539526","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1975\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sexy Dictator\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scoot<\/span><\/a><\/span> 1) Do you have a basement?<br \/>2) Is it possible to sleep with fewer garments on?"}