{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 21-Jul-14 04:25:39 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3545129","html":"INT. GOLDEN OAK LIBRARY<br \/><br \/><i>Twilight Sparkle is putting books away. She gets off her ladder, and sits at her desk. Then she downs a whole bottle of whiskey right grapesin' there. It was totally papayasin' rad. She pulls out a joint and blazes it the grapes up right there. Then she does the sickest burp ever and kickflips out the window. Fade to next scene.<\/i>"}