{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"starlightbolt's status on Friday, 05-Aug-11 03:49:19 UTC","author_name":"starlightbolt","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/starlightbolt","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/355541","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zambo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">kingcarcinopony<\/span><\/a><\/span> because I went to make dinner and there was some frozen fish in the freezer. My ex said it was bad, but I checked the  expiration date and it was far away, so I told her to shut up and i'll do what I want. So I waited all day for the fish to defrost and I started coooking it. She told me that it smelled funny and I told her to shut up and stop F ing with me! after it was finally finished cooking with rice and marinades I tasted it and it was bad... so I then proceeded to rage."}