{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Artorias (bowandlyre)'s status on Monday, 28-Jul-14 23:59:24 UTC","author_name":"Artorias (bowandlyre)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bowandlyre","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3563243","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1975\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scoot\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scoot<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm totes hard to the core yo, bet you can't catch me, I'm too fast and too kewl for u geezers."}