{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"NoSense (nosense)'s status on Friday, 01-Aug-14 03:31:44 UTC","author_name":"NoSense (nosense)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nosense","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3570349","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5636\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pianissima\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">pianissima<\/span><\/a><\/span> Wait I have a better idea. &quot;Dear Santa, Please send a plaque with the phrase 'Use Laxatives' or i will ask shrek to remove your layers sincerly, appuls&quot;"}