{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Se\u00f1or Pooptickler (rockymoo)'s status on Saturday, 02-Aug-14 22:08:04 UTC","author_name":"Se\u00f1or Pooptickler (rockymoo)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rockymoo","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3571815","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32751\" class=\"url\" title=\"MetalTao\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">metaltao<\/span><\/a><\/span> Son, pop a squat so I can tell you about a little thing called anti-virus software."}