{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"funkyflump's status on Friday, 05-Aug-11 11:59:23 UTC","author_name":"funkyflump","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/funkyflump","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/357320","html":"I have decided to go on a quest, I will travel to edges of the earth finding and sampling the finest and most flavoursome Rainbows. I will then collect them in a jar made of sand from Mars then I will take it back to my laboratory! I will then create raw night using lust and lies and mix them together to create Rainbonica! Then I will travel to the Flower kingdom and sell my produce and become a Rainbow Priest and educate people in the ways of kindness and compassion and have a Sunflower as my wife! Then everyone will be happy and be able to taste the rainbow!"}