{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"adiwan (adiwan)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-14 12:59:55 UTC","author_name":"adiwan (adiwan)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/adiwan","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3573662","html":"Aaah... I had Jehova's Witnesses at my door and I failed to grab my Evangelium of the Flying Spaghetti Monster."}