{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"no (jengapenga)'s status on Friday, 05-Aug-11 15:28:43 UTC","author_name":"no (jengapenga)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/jengapenga","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/357578","html":"Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god."}