{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Saturday, 09-Aug-14 05:09:34 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3580904","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/13200\" class=\"url\" title=\"Artorias\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">bowandlyre<\/span><\/a><\/span> We believe the hats are a parasitic extraterrestrial species seeking refuge in the most enlightened individuals"}