{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"orungano (tiff)'s status on Sunday, 10-Aug-14 23:55:44 UTC","author_name":"orungano (tiff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tiff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3583601","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33284\" class=\"url\" title=\"Nick\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">nickocat<\/span><\/a><\/span> That sounds like a cross between a Star Wars character and an Amish person. My question is why didn't he"}