{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Saturday, 16-Aug-14 22:33:52 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3592564","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32115\" class=\"url\" title=\"pinkiepistol\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">pinkiepistol<\/span><\/a><\/span> They're way too small and aren't really reliable, at least from my experience. Plus the people I see using them are annoying kids."}