{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Sunday, 17-Aug-14 18:59:04 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3593329","html":"Let's go now to RDN Community Health Tips. Are you enjoying My Little Pony? Are you <i>suffering<\/i> from My Little Pony? Are you <i>surprised<\/i> by My Little Pony? Are you <i>enraged<\/i> by My Little Pony? Do you feel a <i>throbbing sadness that you almost cannot stand<\/i> from My Little Pony? Do you feel a bounty of love and appreciation for your fellow human beings travelling through this confusing and finite lifetime with you from My Little Pony? Do you get <i>sexually aroused<\/i> by My Little Pony? <i>That<\/i> would be <i>weird<\/i>. Not to be judgemental, but\u2026 it would be weird. This has been RDN Community Health Tips."}