{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Sunday, 17-Aug-14 20:19:44 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3593476","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32731\" class=\"url\" title=\"ShAdOwPoNy\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">shadowpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> If he wasn't born in Canada, he'd still have to be at least 35."}