{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Sunday, 17-Aug-14 20:30:02 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3593521","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32072\" class=\"url\" title=\"chris\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">rainbowsdash<\/span><\/a><\/span> Japan decides by running, you know, multiple aptitude tests and records checks to see whether they're capable of owning a gun without going postal."}