{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"John (rainbowsdash)'s status on Sunday, 17-Aug-14 20:30:57 UTC","author_name":"John (rainbowsdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rainbowsdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3593524","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pickle Inspector\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> But what if I dont want a test. I just want to own a gun, I CAN!"}