{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Aug-14 00:52:51 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3595416","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33357\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ted\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">macaroniwedges<\/span><\/a><\/span> Yo, welcome to the site. I'm Taira, the resident loser, glad to meet you."}