{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Aug-14 03:38:07 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3595764","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/966\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ellietta\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">skellietta<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'd tie a rope to the lighter one and pretend that person fell to their death, only to reel 'em in when people aren't looking."}