{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Aug-14 22:25:40 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3598697","html":"&quot;CHARLIE SHEEN, CHARLIE SHEEN, WHAT'S YOUR REASONING FOR EATING THIS CEREAL???&quot;<br \/>&quot;...what?&quot;<br \/>&quot;HEY. HEY CHARLIE. ARE YOU... <b>*SNICKER*<\/b> WINNING?&quot;<br \/>&quot;...excuse me?&quot;<br \/>&quot;THAT CEREAL WASN'T MADE IN AN ECO-FRIENDLY FACTORY.&quot;<br \/>&quot;I don't care.&quot;<br \/>&quot;YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS! CHARLIE SHEEN DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT AND PROBABLY GRINDS HIS COCAINE WITH THE CLAWS OF PUPPIES. TUNE IN NEXT WEEK ON TEE-EM-ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.&quot;"}