{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"... (tenebarius)'s status on Thursday, 21-Aug-14 01:04:41 UTC","author_name":"... (tenebarius)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tenebarius","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3599165","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> Better idea, directly inject poison to your bladder. I'm sure doing so would have no negative side-effects whatsoever."}