{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Thursday, 21-Aug-14 16:01:45 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3599600","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30821\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tux\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">nut<\/span><\/a><\/span> you're so wrong it's laughable really.  Heterosexual literally means &quot;sexually attracted to those of the opposite sex&quot;"}