{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Friday, 22-Aug-14 06:26:12 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3601223","html":"I would be the worst at public service announcements. I'd be like, &quot;Remember, kids - everybody dies. Your chances of death are literally 100%. Nothing you can do will make it more likely that you die. Ergo, #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/partyhard\" rel=\"tag\">PartyHard.<\/a><\/span>&quot;"}