{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"orungano (tiff)'s status on Saturday, 23-Aug-14 02:41:23 UTC","author_name":"orungano (tiff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tiff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3602342","html":"Being nice to a woman and expecting sex is like not breaking a vending machine and expecting a free lemonade."}