{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Saturday, 23-Aug-14 21:40:14 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3603892","html":"OK lady you're old enough that I'm willing to forgive your cell phone ringing, since you're probably not hip to all this new technology.<br \/><br \/>But you are DAMN sure old enough to remember that libraries are QUIET PLACES!! Don't answer the flippin' call!"}