{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"nan's status on Tuesday, 26-Aug-14 16:35:58 UTC","author_name":"nan","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nan","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3609053","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29501\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG)\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">theyurityphoon<\/span><\/a><\/span> I can hardly carry a conversation, it's so bad I broke up with my girlfriend because it was too awkward."}