{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 28-Aug-14 11:43:21 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3611966","html":"It was lunchtime at RDN. Touching butts had been banned by the evil Cabal. Suddenly, @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pickle Inspector\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">theLastGherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> appeared in the doorway. He knew what he had to do. He grabbed @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30324\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cinnamon Swirl\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">CinnamonSwirl<\/span><\/a><\/span>'s butt and changed the world. Everyone began to touch each other\u2019s butts. @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"RDN's Lucifer\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">Nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> touched @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">Scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span>\u2019s butt. @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"&#x202E;RedEnchilada\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">Redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> touched the butt of that dude with the long hair from Brazil, I think his name is @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2706\" class=\"url\" title=\"Boring Rainbow Horse Site Jesus\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">Mushi<\/span><\/a><\/span>. Even the horrible Cabal touched Purple Tinker\u2019s butt. Everyone touched each other\u2019s butts and it was great."}