{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 31-Aug-14 19:22:26 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3617236","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33347\" class=\"url\" title=\"ColtZ\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">coltz<\/span><\/a><\/span> Hey, at least you didn't get on the plane, fly all the way to DC, and then get detained for technically being an illegal immigrant."}