{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"rainbowcrash (purplebear)'s status on Sunday, 31-Aug-14 20:31:43 UTC","author_name":"rainbowcrash (purplebear)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/purplebear","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3617418","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1975\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scoot\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scoot<\/span><\/a><\/span> with only 2 days to read a 300 page book and then write a report on it. there is no other way to put it: i will die"}