{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"rainbowcrash (purplebear)'s status on Sunday, 31-Aug-14 20:58:28 UTC","author_name":"rainbowcrash (purplebear)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/purplebear","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3617479","html":"my ipad won't charge. damn thing i hate technology! wait...no i don't."}