{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Sep-14 02:28:39 UTC","author_name":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/spots","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3620492","html":"My sister saw a spider in the tub and she ran and got my dad and he was like &quot;do you need a gun?&quot; and my sister was like &quot;what no&quot; THEN HE WENT AND GOT ONE OF HIS GUNS AND <i>\/SQUISHED THE SPIDER WITH HIS GUN\/<\/i>"}