{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"John (rainbowsdash)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Sep-14 03:46:10 UTC","author_name":"John (rainbowsdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rainbowsdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3620640","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29427\" class=\"url\" title=\"Andrew bruce lucero\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">therainbowdashx<\/span><\/a><\/span> I dont have Apple dude, its like if I had ebola. Terrifying."}