{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Sep-14 00:10:17 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3621885","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33432\" class=\"url\" title=\"rainbowcrash\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">purplebear<\/span><\/a><\/span> Sure, but being cute doesn't mean it's going to hold my attention."}