{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Soren (soren)'s status on Friday, 05-Sep-14 00:24:27 UTC","author_name":"Soren (soren)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/soren","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3623896","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pokemon Ranger Ellie\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">ellieellie<\/span><\/a><\/span> Don't let your fiancee and shoelace meet. I heard your shoelace has a problem with your guy's wedding, and probably wants to take him down."}