{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Emily (pandaexpress)'s status on Friday, 05-Sep-14 01:19:19 UTC","author_name":"Emily (pandaexpress)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pandaexpress","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3623976","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"RDN's Lucifer\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;Teacher I'm sorry, I don't have my homework because I intentionally fed it to my cat.&quot;"}