{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"MetalTao (metaltao)'s status on Saturday, 06-Sep-14 00:45:42 UTC","author_name":"MetalTao (metaltao)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/metaltao","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3625494","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33282\" class=\"url\" title=\"Communist Troll Deity\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">spots<\/span><\/a><\/span> But, it is not bolted to the floor and made of titanium and lead, it is IMPENETRABLE!"}